Friday, August 25, 2006
THese DaYs... chemical equation...
BUSY + TIRED + ＮＯＴ Enough Sleep + LACｋ of mentality + Unluckiness + Clumsiness + Stupidity + Tests + Homeworks = GOING CRAZY ＶＡＬＥＲＩＥ
Saturday, August 12, 2006
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
this is wat stella send me n i think it is veri funny...:)
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
this is wat stella send me n i think it is veri funny...:)
Monday, August 07, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Oh no....
Oh my this week is another busy week ..i think i will continue busy until the common test ...always only near the exam week then can rest....hai~ singapore life is just too challenge for me cos i am tat type which used to sleep n eat..haha...just loved the life i used to be in brunei(pig's life) ....i tell u wat i was busying on this week...ok mon night i was working on econs essay , then tuesday night i was working on the be insight and a bit maths sad couldn't finish tough...then tonight i think i will work on my EOM ( sy should noe wat this stand for ) after that maybe maths .... in the incoming thur which is a horrible day cos i got chem test n compo test then econs presentation and then many more in which i forgot le hehe...then friday i got physic test again ..woah i dunno whether i got the time to study lor..cos everyday burn midnight oil oso cannot finish my homework...sad...
One more thing i wanna say is that....AAAAAHHHH... shout first....haha... i am the incoming president of GAVEL club ...oh my....i think stella noe y i hai~ eh....i dunno y i got the post lor...i was hoping to get something small ..omg..still in shock mode...i haven make the preparation to take up such a big responsibility lor ...my god....the most scary part is that the membership part lor....some one can help me??? maybe that section u cannot help me but i know one part u guys can help me with...that is my speech lor .....my president speech during the GAVEL investiture...pls help me stella n sy ...please u guys is better in speeches especially sy..just roughly tell me wat i should say on that day lor....thanks a million....
One more thing i wanna say is that....AAAAAHHHH... shout first....haha... i am the incoming president of GAVEL club ...oh my....i think stella noe y i hai~ eh....i dunno y i got the post lor...i was hoping to get something small ..omg..still in shock mode...i haven make the preparation to take up such a big responsibility lor ...my god....the most scary part is that the membership part lor....some one can help me??? maybe that section u cannot help me but i know one part u guys can help me with...that is my speech lor .....my president speech during the GAVEL investiture...pls help me stella n sy ...please u guys is better in speeches especially sy..just roughly tell me wat i should say on that day lor....thanks a million....
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