Friday, August 25, 2006
THese DaYs... chemical equation...
BUSY + TIRED + ＮＯＴ Enough Sleep + LACｋ of mentality + Unluckiness + Clumsiness + Stupidity + Tests + Homeworks = GOING CRAZY ＶＡＬＥＲＩＥ
Saturday, August 12, 2006
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
this is wat stella send me n i think it is veri funny...:)
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."
this is wat stella send me n i think it is veri funny...:)
Monday, August 07, 2006
Tuesday, August 01, 2006
Oh no....
Oh my this week is another busy week ..i think i will continue busy until the common test ...always only near the exam week then can rest....hai~ singapore life is just too challenge for me cos i am tat type which used to sleep n eat..haha...just loved the life i used to be in brunei(pig's life) ....i tell u wat i was busying on this week...ok mon night i was working on econs essay , then tuesday night i was working on the be insight and a bit maths sad couldn't finish tough...then tonight i think i will work on my EOM ( sy should noe wat this stand for ) after that maybe maths .... in the incoming thur which is a horrible day cos i got chem test n compo test then econs presentation and then many more in which i forgot le hehe...then friday i got physic test again ..woah i dunno whether i got the time to study lor..cos everyday burn midnight oil oso cannot finish my homework...sad...
One more thing i wanna say is that....AAAAAHHHH... shout first....haha... i am the incoming president of GAVEL club ...oh my....i think stella noe y i hai~ eh....i dunno y i got the post lor...i was hoping to get something small ..omg..still in shock mode...i haven make the preparation to take up such a big responsibility lor ...my god....the most scary part is that the membership part lor....some one can help me??? maybe that section u cannot help me but i know one part u guys can help me with...that is my speech lor .....my president speech during the GAVEL investiture...pls help me stella n sy ...please u guys is better in speeches especially sy..just roughly tell me wat i should say on that day lor....thanks a million....
One more thing i wanna say is that....AAAAAHHHH... shout first....haha... i am the incoming president of GAVEL club ...oh my....i think stella noe y i hai~ eh....i dunno y i got the post lor...i was hoping to get something small ..omg..still in shock mode...i haven make the preparation to take up such a big responsibility lor ...my god....the most scary part is that the membership part lor....some one can help me??? maybe that section u cannot help me but i know one part u guys can help me with...that is my speech lor .....my president speech during the GAVEL investiture...pls help me stella n sy ...please u guys is better in speeches especially sy..just roughly tell me wat i should say on that day lor....thanks a million....
Saturday, July 22, 2006
So long time no post oledi....
Busy busy busy…. This week is a totally exhausted week however it is a wonderful week though… the badminton tournament, in which I won a match …haha …can’t believe it oso and the happy thing is that I won “ singles”…the sad thing here is that our team only won two match out of five ; I won the women single and my fren, okky won men single , then my team lost the women doubles, men doubles and mixed double…. Then another team of our class oso won one match out of five matches which is the women doubles….haha but it is a memorable day cos all of our class took part n those who didn’t took part come to support us !!!!! Yesterday was the netball tournament , our class won three game out of five games …we thought we can go into the finals but then the person in charge told us that we didn’t qualified in terms of the points…although we didn’t managed to get into the finals, I felt that our class really done a great job cos we are not experts in playing those game but we tried our best to take part and this is the spirit of 06s09, right? I think part of the reason we always cannot go into the finals of these tournament becos everytime our opponent is so tough for example like national netballers and oso badminton experts…in which we cannot be compared to them…. O forgot to mention that the soccer team that had few of our 06s09 classmates won the game!! Woah..so shuang ..hahaha…Other than this tournaments which make me extra tired were the projects that are queuing for me to accomplish..hai~ I dunno y the econ teacher so like us to do project each and every week ….
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